Oh these kids, always keeping me humble! Brandon is famous for being quite frank and letting us know how well we look, or how well we do not look, but yesterday after church I was informed of my previous inabilities in the area of polish.
The conversation went something like this:
Girl: "You look familiar"
Me: "Do you recognize me from VBS last week? I handed out your snack every day"
Girl: "Oh... that was you?"
Me: *nod*
Girl: "Oh, you look a lot better now!"
Me: *eyes wide, shaky smile*
Girl: "It's a good thing you put on make-up"
Me: *mouth open*
Girl: "... and deodorant"
Thank you little girl. I'll have you know that I was usually more freshly showered, and deodorant-ed when you saw me in the morning for VBS than I was yesterday morning, but it was still good for a laugh ;) And what can you do after something like that but laugh and share with others how embarrassing your life is? So that's what I'm doing :)
Apparently the square-cut T-shirts aren't a good look for me? Oh well, it's a good thing I'm not here to impress anyone!
2 comments:
haha Well I couldn't smell you from here so that's a good sign :P
When you were little, you said some rather rude things too. ;-)
Like when you were 3 and pointed to an obese mom and yelled, "that's a BIG ONE!!!"
I can't even mention what you said to Stella Fogerty, about her 95yo boobs.
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